Thursday, 27 September 2012

Catch - 22

To the aggravated disappointment of many  and pleasure of rest, I am not dead ! I was just a little inactive. ...and obviously on campus again. The only time I think about updating my blog is when I am running short of time on some important assignment. With that open in another window I keep on thuk thukaying the keyboard...and in the lab full of students, im the most thuk thukata person who seems to be raping the keyboard with full commitment. If my keyboard could speak I could have put together a new symphony of ooh..aah..ouchs...til it cried Khuda k liye bas kr now. 

Well, anything to drift my mind away from bitchy thoughts. Yes, I m gonna play again the villain as soon as them lot start presenting their research proposals....I dont want to do this though...but its like those weird wars inside ones own head that maybe Franz Kafika could write about and I cant write about. In short, Im going to do ''constructive criticism'' on my class mate's research proposals..''helping them'' to clarify their research direction and ''suggesting ''appropriate means of doing so by ''identifying'' suitable research techniques...Bullshit...Im doing it coz class participation got marks and the more I make them look bad the more I gain on my portfolio. B!tch ...hai na???  told ya....

How about bribing myself with a doughnut n a ribena? Im thinking, that may silence me for some time....Hah, it gets more complex now, engaging in a war within, reporting on it n presenting and accepting bribes to ones own self...calls for Kafika only..keep the reinforcement going guddi, I tell myself. There are so many people who do so much good to me, I should be able to reciprocate the society back....but then, it is actually helping them. Ignore my motives, still im going to only identify the flaws that are already there, nothing im creating by my own imagination....will though I woud still have to face the chitti kaali 'oh I hate u so much that I can burn you alive by just staring at you ' looks and 'Die Die Die' glares. Eve was so disappointed at being called to present before me last week that she finally voiced it..'the only group that is safe from HER is her blood group'. Oh well...

Being nice is boring.. I have been nice to them, but I want to do what I feel now...just being true to my own self...I feel so like the wicked witch in fairy tales, the one with a prada hat and a nose job turned bad....that is maybe the reason she would have given to herself...that she is being true to her self only, trying to fulfill her desires and not caring for a damned thing in the world.

The only difference in her and me is that despite my black heart and dark intentions, some do like me ..Norhim does, dunno why, he just assumed his position as a good friend, a brother,  a partner in crime,  as soon as we met. Then the Iranis of course.....they take pleasure in chanting my name aloud in chorus whenever they see me. Even if its in the class break, they would pretend they are meeting me after ages. One day while walking to the bank it occured to me that the group of protesters in front of GSM demanding the university to bring its tuition costs down were chanting my name...wth..!.now  I am responsible for the increase in costs of education also? then only I noticed it wasn't actually them, the voices were coming from  above, from the top floor of GSM, where the Iranis were hanging three fourth bodies down, calling my name. When I waved back at them , they changed the tune n started dancing to it.. :s and then of course there s Saif...the fat kiddo...a cute little guy who goes all starry eyes n melts down wid shyness whenever he sees me...I can swear at times I have seen him shrink at just my sight...cute lil smurf..!. Last but not the least Im the favorite foreigner of  the powerpuff gals ! They not only always offer me snacks n coffee at the break but also teach me all obscure words and vernacular slang in their native language.
so
maybe
now that I want to acheive a balance between my rational bitchy self and my irrational decent self, I can spare the ones I  like, but  Kavita bhenji, Francis and Eve u three are doomed. Kavita for standing next to Prof. in group photo when I had a crush on him, Francis for cheating from me in exam n yet securing better marks and Eve coz I want my victims to be in odd number...:P

Leaving now...gotta make a few people curse me :D     !!!SHOW TIME!!!

26 comments:

  1. YESSSSSSSSSSS you're alive! *dances happy dance*

    I love whatever little narratives you do write! And haha the word that popped out at me was "Ribena" it's my newfound love these days :D

    P.S. I love your sense of humour!

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    1. thnx ...u dance well gal :D

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    2. LOL IQ, you seem to have a dance for everything! Can I join youuuu? I love dancing!


      And Blue : yayy, you're alive!

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    3. Bahaha of courseeeeeeeeeee you can join in, pull Blew in also will you? :D

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    4. Miss.IQ has all sort of dances for all occasions. I've witnessed the pineapple and crazy dance thus far :P

      Blue, I love how you write. I wish I could as well.

      :)

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    5. thnx but I love the way IQ writes :P

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    6. I love the way everyone writes ☺

      And IQ, sure, i'll pull her in!

      IS: I neeed to seee this crazy dance!!!!

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    7. How sweet, everyone busy flattering each other while Miss.IQ does her crazy dance, Kiara watches smiling, Guru ji winking and Blue being Blue :P

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  2. Thank God, You are alive.
    I thought the chocolates that I sent last week did something wrong. You got them, right ? Cuz I thought you stopped blogging because you wanted some candies . :P

    And as I mentioned about the chocolates, seems like you lost the Comment-Battle. :P
    So, someone (Precisely, you) owe me a handful of Chocolates. :D
    And just out of curiosity, CATCH 22 , whats the significance? Did I miss anything while I was reading the Post. :/

    Seems like you got some real nice friends excluding the last mentioned. LOL to higher education costs because of you. :P And yeah, good sense of humor. Liked it. :D

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    1. thnx ajay, was just bz...real sweet of u to send chocolates my way :P pohancha nahi...jaldi pohanch jana chhaiye:P

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    2. and oh catch 22 is just a reference to a paradox..

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    3. Methinks the "catch 22" applies to the fact Blue has retitled her followers as "Permanently Bored By My Blog" which isn't true. So do we NOT follow her, or do we follow and get categorized thus? :O

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  3. 'nother crazy person blog for me to follow :P

    joins in the crazy dances :D

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    1. Oh Guru ji, you're here!!! thank you!! I was starting to feel a little awkward amidst all these females o_O :B

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    2. Thnx fa joinin in nerds...a few more rehearsals n then maybe we can start a cult...lol I can imagine IQ in her flowing robe singing Schiller and leading the dance :D

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    3. LOL dhuan bhaiyya .. how can i not follow the hot gals :P

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    4. LOL blue .. i think smoke has video evidence of her crazy dances :D

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    5. and here I thought it was brotherly love Lol

      I do have evidence but she will keeeel me :O

      Blue you did not thank me for joining :O Hmph

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    6. lol...now that u insist....thnx a lot fa joining in :P

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    7. Hahahaha *dies laughing after reading all the latest comments*
      see Blew your blog aint boringgg :D LOL@ flowing robes

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    8. *Nods head in agreement with Miss.IQ*

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  4. there is a halwa dance now .. brand new moves frm miss IQ :)

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